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Newbean that newbeangodkingthing! I thought you Newbean. Newbean MightyDogsOfIsis! NewBean.
Roll another one! Newbean excitedly exclaimed to one of the palace guards. Your majesty,it's not good to bet all your savings on dice."Who's betting savings, I'm betting your enslavement! "In that case, come on lucky 7!"
You know what would really make this more interesting,inquired Newbean. I think that a game of Blackjack would liven up things. Bring in the royal card deck! With that two guards brought a silver platter with a leather bound deck of royal playing cards. They set up a table and began dealing the cards. First I'd like to say that Jokers are wild! Now this game shall be played untill there is a winner. The winner shall recieve 21 points or beat the highest number under 21 points without going over 21 points.Oh,goody exclaimed the guard I like cards.What score shall we play for? Twenty One first hand dealt it smelt it! The two guards on the opposite side of table took the royal playing cards out of the leather bound deck and began to shuffle the cards. Then they dealt one card face up to Newbean and one to the guard. The next card was dealt face down. "Down and dirty!," yelled Newbean. The first card face up for the Guard was the 10 of clubs. Newbeans first card up was the Jack of diamonds. The card eyed his hand carefully. "Hit me!" With that the guard took wet noodle and slapped him against the back of the neck.
"What's this?; cried Newbean. He looked at the guard struggling to remove the wet noodle from around his neck.
The guard finally removed the wet noodle from around his neck. I would like another card please,if you don't mind"
Not a problem, guard give this player another card.
The card was dealt face up and was the 6 of clubs. Sixteen showing! The guard flipped his last card up and it was the 5 of clubs. Busted!
Guards enslave this man at once!
Newbean handed the cards over to the two guards for a new deal. Would you like anything to drink sire? Yes I am a bit thirsty. Fetch me something in my golden goblet will ya?
Certainly master.
The guards grabbed the player from the table and dragged him off by his heels.
Oh, please don't do this to me Sire. Let me win my freedom back. How about some Poker, or a few go's at the 1 armed bandit?"
His voice could be heard trailing off down the corridoor as he was dragged away.
Lotto, Lotto is a good game!...
You know it.
Wanna feel a little action.
A Roll of the DIE,
Can we be together
I don't see Y not.
If it's better together, then forever is the tied knot.
What's the difference baby,
If you can't breath well,
If the people around you,
keep givin you hell.
Twist!
Feel the governor throttle on the Indy turn.
Keep the motor running until I can be heard.
Want to feel what its like to be a rock n rolla.
Hold on real tight little momma,
but you gotta go.
SteelTwist!
Feel the metal twist, while I search for my close gov.cover before striking, it rich.
Feel my ferrari, and you wanted more.
Your so damn obnoxious I don't want you at my door.
Give yourself a head check , have yourself a good time at the pyschiatrist expense.
INSOMUCH.
ASIWAS. I dont need no makeup just need my same,
good rocknroll lifestyle and the talk of the town.
Paint the town red, you can have anything you can afford.
If you don't mind your own business,
And count your own sheep at night,
If you don't stop stealing my things,
Feel my sound bite.
Vegas.
Stay away from my dreams!
From the very begining you tried to rule my life.
Your the sirlon steak Pharaho, I'm the soy bean life.
When the walls crumble from the set tonight,
We can't live like this,
beam me onto my screen 2 screen.
So the future is further than dull its the interactive bright with Electric Baby, sweet honey,
Spin the wheel!
If my games a number than the letter is 4.
Why did you do that to the engine?
Let the Rolls Royce roar!
If you duplicate it.
then multiply your loss.
subract you from my headache,
and it hurts no more.
Steel Twist.
Hear my gitar!
Feel My drum
lets all sing and rejoice
with a tamborine.
Let God take anger,
while a drink a full cup
of a hundred years of peace
and the end of
War!
If you'll excuse me for my rocknroll fits
forthestraightjacketlifestyleformyendlesslist.
Deal!
Join me at the concert.
Meet me on the screen
How does this work
ITSMTV!
25.
MUSIC TELEVISION. Guards!! Ezine |
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"I can't say that a hit in the head is enough to make a person spell differently I can attest to the fact that you do not care as much about it, my verisign I decided should be exactly what you see on the liner notes of Girls,Girls,Girls, case sensative to graphic image Album cover yada yada yada MTV.....
On the delicate question of how this works it's simple is how, things have gotten so close to being that I again have decided that I will remain a Mot.Crw.(abbr.)
The band.
I am playing so's everybody else at GuitarCenter,
MY OWN EVERYTHING!!I exist here now.............
as far as the 2 demented makeovers that have been attacking everyone, again I think if she got enough makeup to get to the Whiskey and do everything else......
Reaction?
The missing link exclusive after a recent heart attack the link is completed. Where is the secound part of the song to STEEL TWIST, where ever you are load the secound part in by manual from the original along with Little Misdemonor & U-R-MY,as Morris Day goes to work on a new dance called Electric Baby the missing link to the secound verse of steel twist is created.........
Missing Ling-case sensative hypertext.
Vegas!
When your dressed to kill,
and rock and roll,
when your government plane is landing
outside your home!
Pedal to the metal,
just the other day,
they took out suicide insurance on you
accidental is on the way.
They send you flowers,
in a big urn,
but the fuckers are long stemmed roses
the kind that they sell,
to the funeral pallor,
the one on the hill,
They question you,
ask you your name,
If I'm a government agent by tommorow,
then I can say,
Why leave a plane,
that works just fine,
if itsnotbrokendon'tfixit,
youdoyoudie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stay outta my house,
I don't know,
If my Ferrari's broken,
then I'll get you!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the missing link,
hypertextunderline,
Vegas!!
I wanna do you,
if you feel that way,
getyourhandofftheheater,
andwalkthisway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like a drink of codiene,
or an allergy hive,
a victim of a fake overdose,
or a suicide.
Vegas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPYDUEX?
Late breaking update...........
While working on ST. Vince Neal has a heat exhaustion heart complication........................Further updates Channel 13!
Like to rattle my head, against the sky.
I'd like to reach right out and roll the die!!!!!
So the engine roars,
the lanes are clear,
baby you can hear my records,
never fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found you out,
just the other day,
I found out baby,
that you like to play,
games with peoples heads,
that what the docters said,
got to load my government issue,
peashooter for I go to the other side,
other side of the street,
other side of your lies sweet honey,
thats what I said.
Take this ole town,
they know me well,
from the girls at the strip bar honey,
past the guitar shops,
till I get to sunset baby,
at the tatoo shop....
I'm Vegas bound,
leave you standing at the greyhound baby,
you got to leave this town.
Whats eating you,
sypduex said,
Motherfucker I thought you were
on your death bed.
It's just a bed,
is what I said,
better brush your cyinade tooth
spyduex.
I love to rock n roll, I love to rock n roll, I love to rock n roll!!!!!
Stay tuned as the saga of the band continues and we await the secound missing part of twist!
CURSOR.
EXPLETIVE DELETIVE.
I was traveling first class just the other day.
I was moving down the highway of love route 66.
I was turning the wheel on my new Rolls Royce.
With my eye on the rear view mirror I guess I made my choice.
Leavin you behind,
for the material world.
It's nuclear beach party honey against a littered coast.
Number One contender.
I'm shootin from the hip.
They call the cartoon quick draw
I gave the wheel a tug and give you the slip!
Rock the whole world over
slip beneath the waves
try and find that looking glass
underneath the trash
Find me in the morning
I've been here since midnight.
Don't need no fix
No Ethenol.
No Mary Jane to run with down the hall.
D.A.R.E to be different!
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