Bills World: FULL COVERAGE, The President.

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Ladies and Gentleman the President of the United States.

This country is my major concern. I have looked around this country and find it to bethe same one that I grew up in when I was younger. Nothing has really changed. There are still a great many things that we as Americans can do.

I like junk food. It's just my way. I have recently signed an agreement not to check what they call beef. I have allowed them for a nominal fee to call it meat. It could be anything.

I believe this move will strenghthen the economy. I have also decided that they don't have to wear gloves or wash their hands. Our medical insurance will be doubled and people can start using the hospital's again.
We have not had a pandemic occurance really since Poli and that was really good for population control. It makes more room provides more jobs in the health industry and increases our overall insurance rates.

To make it easier for Americans to eat food I have decided to allow them to eat out of trash cans. Again I have allowed the fast food industry to go directly into the dumpsters for condemints like lettuce and tomatoes. This way we can insure that whether you pay for it or not you still get garbage. One way or the other.

I have also decided that all the inferior third world food health service and skin care products that we knowlingly dumped on starving nations should be sold and used here in the United States. That is why I have decided to sign into law that these products with no recognizable or traceable ISBN number or code be used and sold privately to uncredentialed individuals and of course to our American Church system.

I have decided to allow the following products to be OK JUST FINE for distribution under the agreement that they understand that for every pallat I get a kick back.

Dented Cans- So what? Tomaine is just another way to get into the hospital. Even if its mushrooms how many people do you know that have died recently from it? We have modern transportation you'll get there provided you have the proper insurance and coverage.

Cans marked FLESH OR MEAT- These are just fine they can contain anything heavy enough to be seasoned into nonsense. The bigger the better. Moose , Fruit Bat , Boa, Monkey , Gorilla, ect. if it crawls wiggles or climbs its just Ok FIne.

Cancer causing agents- These are products that I know will cause cancer. They have been already processed. Think of it this way, If your hungry you'll eat. The bible says that when your hungry enough you'll eat anything. besides the kick back I get on these is really great.

Animals- This again is just another generic word to me for cheese burger!

Food Handlers Gloves- This is never being done so why bother? Just handle the money or clean the restrooms or even adjust your jockey shorts with out worrying. Give everyone the idea that Microwaveable food is free from bacteria. This is going to save a bunch no more tongs either. Listen lets say you do come down with a huge flesh eating bacteria?You'll be famous and they'll do a news show about you. See it works out no matter how you look at it.

We have hospitals- duh! More work for them,they get to practice on freash cases. Keeps everyone sharp.

Experiments- Hell why not? Human expermentation is the next step. They always say that Monkeys are close to being human but they are not really human. We won't know the real effects until we try it out on masses of people! Then we can study them for the next Ten Years. Come on. This gives us a really detailed contraindication on the back of what I already know to be CRAP in the first place.

Listen I 've got the job for now and I've got to turn a profit. They'll be somebody in the chair after me take it up with him or even her at that point. For know I'm the Captain of this cruise ship and what I say goes.

Money, do you realize how much money I can make if I stay in food and continue to fuck you around with poor quality low to no sanitation what I Know to be pure garbage. I can't go to the middle east to them I'm a pauper. I only make so much as the President.

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I want to own my own oil wells and drive the price of gas through the roof while I fill the air with enough particles per square inch to block out the sun and cause not only the green house effect but to start the ice age all over again.

Finally nuclear waste. Why worry about what you can't spell, well at least most of you. My point is this let us worry about those kinds of things. It's not your concern and you don't even vote half of the time.

I just recently started selling bottled water directly from the bikini islands. All the flack and nonsense they made over the mutations and the bombs polluting the oceans created a huge area of untouched water! I can make a fortune if I sell them in fancy plastic bottles out of brightly photographed machines lit by flourescents. The money I make is chump change compared to the average shiek or wealthy air or even basket ball player. Heck even the actors look like they could be making more than me.

CUE MUSIC [Audio] Billy Idol MONEY MONEY

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It's a numbers game somebody will eat it. And its already spoiled so I don't have to worry about refrigeration temperatures or anything!

These cost effect measures and low to no health standards will be showing up in your neighborhood and I hope to infect er I mean affect the entire country.

May the good shepard be your guide and may you as Americans walk and never ride.

The President is opening the door to the conference room to prepare for a session of questions and answers with the Press. This is Bill's World stay tuned.

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		Mr. President



		As I said before this is Bill's World, where we are totally committed to giving you the full story on the President. As we stated earlier, the President is still very much involved with a fast food clerk it seems, just to roll tape back to the earlier part of the story-which incidently was before the CIA or any one of the Presidents numurous underpaid goffers or maybe even the management of the fast food establishment themselves obscured our camera's vista with huge posters and wallpapers embellished with 99 cents is here! I believe it was the buck value day that completely blocked our camera's. At any rate the President evidently decided to stop for unknown reasons and blocked the drive thru with his Presidential limosine. After a long time the President followed by press secretary Obin Wider, and an ontourage of arms legs and suits and ties made their entrance into the fast food resturant. At that point we went to a wide overhead long shot as we continued to voice over here now is that excerpt in it's entirity: This is Bill's World a subsidary of WINE-O we are going to be covering and are covering the Presidents arrival at a fast food resturant. The President is now involved with a conversation with one of the cashiers. Its seems that the President has requisted the use of the restroom and much to my surprize- the cashier has refused to do this unless the President makes some kind of purchase. This type of practice is common in Los Angeles however I'm still kind of surprised that the President does not have enough "pull" to get this seemingly small task done. Non of the secret service nor Obin Wider have made any attempt to give the President change to open the restroom. Ok, it seems that now a secound person is entering the room in addition to the Presidents entourage. This may in fact be a manager. This is Bill's World for those of you just joining us. The President as I said before is trying to get into a restroom however he is not making a purchase. I think we are losing audio, ok we are well we have new updates on the President live we roll camera to bring you the President. The President is waving he seems to have forgone the After Six Paris which he could have easily in my estimation obtained. He opted instead for well used clothing or what is commonly termed 'vintage' look by some. The President was overheard to say in response to the question of his attire that he was the President and that it was too late he already made it into office, he'll do what he wants to to when he wants to do it. It's you thing do what you want to do.



		Quiet in the studio. Standby to roll tape Roll Record (Tape Op:'SPEED') STANDBY TO TAKE BARS AND TONE TAKE BARS AND TONE IN (SIXTY SECONDS) STANDBY TO TAKE BLACK TAKE BLACK IN 15 SECONDS AD COUNTS DOWN 10 SECONDS TO AIR, - standby to super [CG] over cam 1 Super [CG] over camera 1 STANDBY CG FULL SCREEN The Presidental address. TAKE CG FULL SCREEN Ready to air in 5,4,3, 2... Ladies and Gentleman the President of the United States. This country is my major concern. I have looked around this country and find it to bethe same one that I grew up in when I was younger. Nothing has really changed. There are still a great many things that we as Americans can do. I like junk food. It's just my way. I have recently signed an agreement not to check what they call beef. I have allowed them for a nominal fee to call it meat. It could be anything. I believe this move will strenghthen the economy. I have also decided that they don't have to wear gloves or wash their hands. Our medical insurance will be doubled and people can start using the hospital's again. We have not had a pandemic occurance really since Poli and that was really good for population control. It makes more room provides more jobs in the health industry and increases our overall insurance rates. To make it easier for Americans to eat food I have decided to allow them to eat out of trash cans. Again I have allowed the fast food industry to go directly into the dumpsters for condemints like lettuce and tomatoes. This way we can insure that whether you pay for it or not you still get garbage. One way or the other. I have also decided that all the inferior third world food health service and skin care products that we knowlingly dumped on starving nations should be sold and used here in the United States. That is why I have decided to sign into law that these products with no recognizable or traceable ISBN number or code be used and sold privately to uncredentialed individuals and of course to our American Church system. I have decided to allow the following products to be OK JUST FINE for distribution under the agreement that they understand that for every pallat I get a kick back. Dented Cans- So what? Tomaine is just another way to get into the hospital. Even if its mushrooms how many people do you know that have died recently from it? We have modern transportation you'll get there provided you have the proper insurance and coverage. Cans marked FLESH OR MEAT- These are just fine they can contain anything heavy enough to be seasoned into nonsense. The bigger the better. Moose , Fruit Bat , Boa, Monkey , Gorilla, ect. if it crawls wiggles or climbs its just Ok FIne. Cancer causing agents- These are products that I know will cause cancer. They have been already processed. Think of it this way, If your hungry you'll eat. The bible says that when your hungry enough you'll eat anything. besides the kick back I get on these is really great. Animals- This again is just another generic word to me for cheese burger! Food Handlers Gloves- This is never being done so why bother? Just handle the money or clean the restrooms or even adjust your jockey shorts with out worrying. Give everyone the idea that Microwaveable food is free from bacteria. This is going to save a bunch no more tongs either. Listen lets say you do come down with a huge flesh eating bacteria?You'll be famous and they'll do a news show about you. See it works out no matter how you look at it. We have hospitals- duh! More work for them,they get to practice on freash cases. Keeps everyone sharp. Experiments- Hell why not? Human expermentation is the next step. They always say that Monkeys are close to being human but they are not really human. We won't know the real effects until we try it out on masses of people! Then we can study them for the next Ten Years. Come on. This gives us a really detailed contraindication on the back of what I already know to be CRAP in the first place. Listen I 've got the job for now and I've got to turn a profit. They'll be somebody in the chair after me take it up with him or even her at that point. For know I'm the Captain of this cruise ship and what I say goes. Money, do you realize how much money I can make if I stay in food and continue to fuck you around with poor quality low to no sanitation what I Know to be pure garbage. I can't go to the middle east to them I'm a pauper. I only make so much as the President. STANDBY MUSIC I want to own my own oil wells and drive the price of gas through the roof while I fill the air with enough particles per square inch to block out the sun and cause not only the green house effect but to start the ice age all over again. Finally nuclear waste. Why worry about what you can't spell, well at least most of you. My point is this let us worry about those kinds of things. It's not your concern and you don't even vote half of the time. I just recently started selling bottled water directly from the bikini islands. All the flack and nonsense they made over the mutations and the bombs polluting the oceans created a huge area of untouched water! I can make a fortune if I sell them in fancy plastic bottles out of brightly photographed machines lit by flourescents. The money I make is chump change compared to the average shiek or wealthy air or even basket ball player. Heck even the actors look like they could be making more than me. CUE MUSIC [Audio] Billy Idol MONEY MONEY STANDBY MUSIC UP FULL & CLOSE MIC MUSIC UP FULL & CLOSE MIC It's a numbers game somebody will eat it. And its already spoiled so I don't have to worry about refrigeration temperatures or anything! These cost effect measures and low to no health standards will be showing up in your neighborhood and I hope to infect er I mean affect the entire country. May the good shepard be your guide and may you as Americans walk and never ride. The President is opening the door to the conference room to prepare for a session of questions and answers with the Press. This is Bill's World stay tuned. STANDBY TO FADE TO BLACK & FADE MUSIC FADE MUSIC & FADE MUSIC WAIT FOR 10 SEC STOP TAPE, CHECK TAPE THAT'S A WRAP, THANKS EVERYBODY, BYE BYE NOW GET WELL SOON!