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"Is it not better to forgive? Forgiveness is mentioned over and over again in the Bible.
Isn't that better than festering with hatred and bitterness. Over saturating ourselves with idea's and thoughts that produce nothing but bitter fruit.
What good does it do to sow seeds in the road? Is it not better to cast seeds in deep soil where we can get a yield that is ten to sixty times more than was cast? How can energy expended in negative thoughts and fantasies of revenge produce anything but illness. Is that why God created us? Did God create life so that it would exist in misery? Did he give us the power of sight. The power of reason. The power of decernment. The power of choice. Did he give us all those powers so that we could remain away from the light reason and human compassion? Where we endowed with all these powers and more to remain in the middle of the camp of violence and prejudice so that we could be swallowed whole with all our possessions family and property and taken away from the light by coveting things that do not belong to us? Swallowed into. Taken away from. Banished. Sealed and forever closed. Buried. Away from the light of our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Is it so wrong to prepare ourselves for the journey that our souls must take. When it is time to return to the creator because life is everlasting and this is just one form of it. Is it so wrong to spend our time that we have living on this earth while we are of flesh and blood whole and full of life as if that does in fact exist. Would that be so wrong?
Alot of people these days don't have any family to guide them or even worse their family is in no better position to guide them for the simple fact that they are incapable of guiding themselves. Is that fact enough for some of us to give up? What does the Bible say about giving up? What would be wrong about taking principals and showing initiciatives. A woman walked up to me the other day and her hair was blown by the wind . It wasn't un combed but some of the strands of hair looked as though she had been running her hands thought it to pull it out in frustration. Her cheeks were flushed and she wasn't unhappy however if the word harried could be understood she looked harried. How many of you know what the word harried means? Praise I'm going to let you look that word up in the dictionary. At any rate she came up to me and she looked as though she had been jogging without water for a half a mile or so and you could see the frustration on her face. As she passed me I heard her exclaim "I can't take it more!" Then she paused for a moment and said I'm working on it but I steal from time to time.
Friends that which does not belong to us is not ours. And so coveting is wrong and should not be done.
The Honorable PHAT:IE is fat stepped back from the microphone and continued to speak thanking everyone from his parents right down to the people in the audience. The pastor walked up the side of the stage and patted The Honorable PHAT on the shoulder taking the microphone and speaking in a low deep voice that filled the Hall.
I want to thank The Honorable PHAT for sharing those kind words with us and taking us to that higher ground in his words. I know like all of you here today that he's more than ready to covet that salad bar behind us with that wonderful glazed ham that sister Hallard prepared... what? A moment of private conversation between the Pastor and a follower that was frantically signing and lipsinking.
















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And Now Congested Dog Star Sirius.
Stuffy head ache medicine!

Deep in the galaxy of MiggZero99 way beyound those cheaper brands of galaxies the crew of Dog Star Demented congested Sirus floated, caught as it were in a sea of decongested medication capsules.
Snotty! Full power;roared the Captain into the speaker system. I've got starboard time released capsules exploding on my viewfinder!"
Snotty peered down the scope of the viefinder. He fumbled with some of the controls and finally unscrewed the plate over the transporter console.There he began to deftly cross and uncross a myriad of circut boards. Bright flashes of light exploded in front of his face. Perspiration dampened his brow as Snotty feverishly worked his fingers and his electomagnetic space pen that he's sent away for in the space junk mail.
Snotty: What it seems to be Captain is a sirus block. Impacted,possiably an allergic reaction to download time differentials.
Captain: Your paid by the minute on this one Snotty not a yearly income. Save the runny nosed explainations and fire this tanker up!
Vulgar shifted in his chair. Punster music he thought was way more deft than Puff this year. Vulgar thought that Puff definately had it going on in the automobile section however.
Image and presentation thought Vulgar, that must be the key to a sucessful punster attack.
Vulgar: Maybe I can help Captain. Snotty? Have you tried any of the liquid decongestant that we picked up on BLS?
There was a short amount of static noise, then Snotty's voice could be heard.The loud echo of the call letters could be heard sounding off. B.L.S.!
Snotty: I think that worked Vulgar. Oh,goodness gracious I can't believe it! The Lithium B.L.S in conjunction with lemon-flavored Punster over the counter version did the trick.Just a little more and we ought to be able to free ourselves from the routine of this tierd hip-hop universe!
All happening now!!!! echoed BLS in the background.
Captain: Do we have full power yet Snotty>
Snotty: Thanks to Vulgar & BLS we are as good as gone!
Captain:Let's get the FUNK,FUNK outta here than.Helmsman set coordinates for any club that satisfies,gratifies,and glorifies women.
Vulgar:What about exploitation?
Captain:How often you get into panties is noted in the log book Vulgar. Set back and let Mack daddy Mack!
Snotty:Once they've had a taste of Mack daddy they don't often come back sir!
Vulgar:Groovealistic!