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Mutt Lange
Work:
I really enjoy working with bands. I can't believe how 1/2 crazy the business is. For instance, AC/DC really does tell the truth,it's a rare these days,they are blessed with sucess as a result of it. In addition to this they are alot of fun. I said it was the easiest job I ever had because they flow with me and always surprise me by doing it.The only idea that faild was my condom album. That they agreed was too expensive to manufacture. It was supposed to be a huge condum around the record. Hmm Now they have CD's I wonder......"
Relationships:
Twange music is hip however I rather doubt that anybody really believes that I married Twang. Most people claim to be Mutt Lange, It's a dogs life most decidely. Twang likes artistic statements that tie your life up in a pretty little knot. I think that the birthday liner is pure confusion you talk to mikee you don't take his birthday. I never respond to things but Twang you could make a person lose thier identity like that. Twangs music is great a talent if ever I think that twang is just waiting for a ride looking at from both sides. Show business is alot like that pretty hair pretty clothes, hey I need to beg or do I gotta drive myself outta here tonight I've got jet lag!"

Goes

"I don't think that I want to hurt anybody. For instance if someone accused me of parenthood I would think about adopting the child anyway,I mean hey,the mother could'nt be that great if she wanted to accuse me anyway. If a parent really loved their child they would'nt ever do anything like try and get child support."
-David Lee Roth-

What?
"Sure it would be a kick if you had a kid and they liked your act so much that they wanted to perform with you,however it would'nt make any sense to you if they asked for a costume;lookalike makeup."You'd look at the album cover and say, nope I don't have any kids with blonde hair!"
-Goldie Hawn-

"It's a done deal, Cameil.
Phrases like that have always peppered my childhood and filled titty bar lounges throughout my round robin existence.
Too often a weekend of peppermint shnaups,hanging out with different bands,and throwing keggers in the backyard would leave me to stumble, alone and away from my roadies,into the company of the girls that graced the stage underneath the colored lights."
-Aldo Nova-