Wino-o further adventures

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Everyone knows it's wine-o...

Every 1 knows it's WINE-O.
Who's looking out at 7 eleven.
Standing in line for nine items or less?
Who's bringing bottles without drinking glasses/
Every 1 know's it's WINE-O!!!!!!
It's WINE-O in isle number 10
You know that he's at it again.
The other brands can't help themselves.
Thier flavor is watered down.
It gives you gas!
It makes you sneeze!
If it's not WINE-O, then you must leave!!!!
All of the Nation has the taste for it.
Summer thru Winter
Fall thru Spring
Peaking out from underneath an umbrella.
WINE-O.
And WINE-O's got demented dreams.
He's weird and he's not obscene.
He likes to do party packs!
With bags of ice.
A cooler full!
Check out the flavor of our invention, buy by the liter or the six pack. If you can't find a cork screw that's handy we have the aluminum tabs in back.
WINE-O!WINE-O!WINE-O

Wine

Now I want you to watch my little babies, will you do that for me Mr. WINE-O? The portly woman stood about 5 feet high in her pumps. The flesh on the top of her feet puffed out from the opening in her shoes.
Four little tea cups stood on the table containing 4 baby doll faced Maltese puppies. They yawned periodically.
WINE-O adjusted the waistband drawstring in his shorts.Unfortunately the end of one of the drawstrings had slid out of the hole and he stood there trying to retrieve it,in the middle of Miss Laptops living room.
"Mr. WINE-O? I can count on you to take care of my babies can't I?" She seemed intent on getting an answer about these dogs today thought WINE-O as he struggled with his pants.
"You don't happen to have a wire hanger do you, asked WINE-O?"
"I'm sure that we have some extra ones in one of the closets upstairs, what's the problem lock yourself out of your car?"
WINE-O turned around and faced Miss Laptop."I'd be glad to watch them for you.
"Oh, I'm so glad that you said that. Now everything you need is right on the table. The little darlings don't need much they live in these teacups and there is a little miniture house that they can play in when they are fully awake.
It's all sized to fit into the little house that I had specially built for them."
I have to run a few errands and won't get back until at least 7 pm. There's an emergency number that you can call if you need anything, although the little darlings should'nt be much trouble at all."
Miss Laptop went through the house floor plans refering to bathrooms,phones,ect.
The kitchen is over here Mr. WINE-O. Miss Laptop walked into a wooden floor. Everything is here that you might need.
How about that, WINE-O said it even has an icemaker."

Dr.Y.Not

The stereo cabinet in the living room had a dvd hd-1 remote player. WINE-0 made the adjustments while the teacup puppies rolled around in their sleep.
The surround speaker system sprang to life. WINE-O was pushed to one end of the living room. His clothing rippled in the breeze of the woofers,tweeters,and mid-range.
The doll house sat on the table behind the four teacups. It stood there as if to remind people that when you have money you can build anything. The dollhouse was an exact duplicate of the house that WINE-O was in. Right down to the ceramic roof tiles that were glazed an ocean blue tint. Right down to the pink crushed coral driveway. The dollhouse had little ramps presumeably for the Maltese pups.
WINE-O scratched at his stomach. His hunger had gotten the better of him. I wonder thought WINE-O if the kitchen beholds anything to munch on?
WINE-O entered the wooden tiled floor kitchen. It was a thing to behold with coppper pots hanging from the center of the kitchen.Gleaming each pot and crock representing a different form of culinary skill. The center of the kitchen was like an island of activity. Electric water purification system, computer console,electric range stove,and large portal that opened into the morning sky where a tree grew.
It was busy,but functional.
WINE-O ambled over to the refrigerator. With a push of a button the door lit revealing the contents of the refrigerator. Each shelf was marked in LED markings.
WINE-O checked the list until he found the beverage section.
It just so happend that Miss Laptop had a bottle of vino left over from the community meeting last week in the upper right hand shelf.
"Bingo!" shouted WINE-O.
He grabbed the bottle out of the refrigerator and headed back into the living room to enjoy DVD movies!
The clarity on the flat screen monitor was brilliant.
WINE-O settled back into one of the deep backed sofa chairs.His hand grasped around the neck of the chilled bottle of vino. Finding a corkscrew in one of the cabinets WINE-O preceded to uncork the bottle and sniffed at the opening of the bottle.Not up to the usual flavor of a bottle of WINE-O he thought to himself.
Sitting down WINE-O stared intently at the screen.A small sip of vino would be just the thing right about now.
Suddenly,the doorbell rang.
WINE-O went over to the intercom system ;Yes, how can I help you.
An animated voice on the other end of the speaker system started talking away.
"Do you know the Lord?"
Well,replied WINE-O I'm not the owner. Miss Laptop is on an errand can I be of some small assistence?
"The Lord moves in mysterious way's my freind.Let me come in and tell you about the marvel of it all!"
WINE-O thought for a few moments. No, I'd better just talk to you through the PA system.
The voice on the other end offered to leave some literature on the Lord at the front door step.
"That will be just fine", stated WINE-O.
About an hour later the doorbell rang again. This time it was a woman in her late twenties. She wore a flowered top that revealed her midsection,tight bellbottom jeans and flip flop sandles. Her hair was honey colored and shoulder lenght.
WINE-O peered through the viewfinder at the front door and pushed the enter button.
"Welcome to my humble abode,like some wine?
"Wow, my car ran out of gas about a block down the road. I was wondering if I could use your cellphone?
WINE-O reached for one of the cups that was on the table and poured the vino into it.
"Here you go try some of this!"