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We've all at one time or another spent hours over a freinds house at a sleep over playing games,telling jokes, making runs to the kitchen for food, and of course avoiding sleep!
Why does it seem that the one command that would give your body much needed rest fills us with horror and denial when we are very young.
Well it's often believed that you don't change much from your youth. The same person is still there lurking, waiting for a chance to take that liver and neatly roll it up in the napkin as a free throw shot to the trash can -as soon as either one of your parents is looking in the other direction-, or better yet, a one hander under the table to the favorite family pooch. Fido scores a mouthful of liver and you are saved from the gastronomic limbo that liver sends you to. No matter that it's been fried this time instead of steamed so that all the vitamins can be experienced. Thank goodness for Brewer's Yeast and Soy flour! At any rate age and maturity may never remedy any of your youthful characteristics that made you different from every goal that your parents set for you but just like your best freinds at the play yard.
Welcome to another Weird tale. This particular story is about all the things that you used to do when you were younger and still do! Meet Lorry. As a child Lorry would be huddled underneath the blanket with the television nestled underneath the appex of the blanket. The rabbit ears forming a demented kind of tent and a visual display of defience to his parents curfew.
















How can staying awake turn into a nightmare! Welcome to Sleep Deprivation!
 
There's a sound that a good night's sleep makes. It makes that sound deep inside your body. It resonates.  Maybe we take it for granted and don't hear it but it's diffently there. Getting a good nights sleep gives us energy. It gives us resilience. It's like a balanced breakfast, it's the most important thing.
I can't think of anything more important in all the world, yet we take if for granted and stay up as late as hoot owls during a barn dance. It's a shame that we believe for some reason that we  are going to experience something magical if we stay up. It's almost as if we that go without sleep feel that the soothing touch of a form fitting mattress gently supporting our lumbar or cervical, cushioning our aches and our pains, giving a place for our arms and hands and oh especially our feet!
Let's not forget all ten of our toes! You know it's odd that we don't address and give comfort to our toes individually. I don't want to get too far off the track I'm getting to Lorry. My yes. Lorry. Lorry. Lorry.
Shame. A disaster! A perfect example of why we should all get at least 10 hours of sleep, heavens maybe even 14 is not outside of reality, just to be on the safe side. You can never be too careful. At any rate I still feel energetic enough to make my point about each one of our ten toes.
 now think about it. Each one of them has it's own identity. You don't think that we have ten toe nails because all of our toes are the same.
Why if that were the case we'd have webs between our toes like ducks!
What on earth would be the reason for us to have individual toe nails when we could just have a wide swath of foot from one side of our non descript feet to the other.
There'd be no reason to give our toes an identity by giving us toenails. Look at your toes each one of them has a little bit of a different nail attached to it.You might say that it's sort of a little hat, that each toe wears to seperate it from the other one.
That's why it's important that we care for our feet pamper them.
There are all kinds of horriable demons and demensia's that can occur if we don't get enough sleep! Things look completely different  at that point I can assure you of that.
There's no way that we can ever be ourselves, ever! We just aren't able to do it! There is no way we can put things right.
Lorry knows that for a fact now. I assure you of that.  What I mean to say is that I would think Lorry does. Because everybody can plainly see that Lorry is different.