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Greetings. Salutations. We are the Try-n-ya. We have been observing your life forms for quite sometime now. We are the Trynaya. We have been listening to your so called earth music. By performers like Puff, Shady,JLO to name just a few. We have a series of hits.
















MEDIA SHOWER

Ah, music. It's so refreashing to be part of a culture of hipsters and hop experts. With terms like new school - ridiculous, this is nonsense!
There is no such thing as new school, this is a confusing use of the english language.
Punster music is what we specialize in we are rapstars.
We adhere specifically to Caddilatics and groovalistic sounds.
We are with MTV. We have playstation 2 ports.
We have Screen 2 Screen fuctions.
We like to surf.
Surfing is what we like to do.
We are the Trynya.
Common earth expressions of salutations are what we are specifically interested in.
One moment please.
Allow us to consult our palm.
Furthermore we have tripple E I link.
We firmly believe in streams.
Our natural environment is of great concern to us.
We find that the use of trees is ridiculous, nonsense!!!
Trees' help us to breath.
They remove carbon in exchange for air.
Excuse us for a moment we seem to be getting a phone call.
We are the Trynya, caller number 99 you are on the air!
Greetings and salutations.
What?
Yes, you mean star trek.
Excellent!!!!!
Any other questions before we hang up on you?
Turn your radio down.
Ma'am.
We are the Trynya. We will disconnect.
You should turn down your radio, the feedback is ridiculous. Nonsense!!!!!!
Excellent. You may continue.
What?
Yes thats correct.
We have been involved with car alarms.
I'm afraid your questions have reached a level of non interest to us.
If you feel you have reached this number in error please hang up and dail your number again, otherwise consult your directory or an operator for further assistence...
Ifyou feel that you have reached this number in error, please hang up and dail your number again, otherwise consult your directory for further assistence...........
















What is heavy rotation? We are a Series of Hits. It would be nothing to see us kicking it on the phone with Dre or other performers. Excellent. Than you are familiar with the business. We are record producers and we have formed a label the name of that label is a Series of Hits. You should try us we are Excellent!!
We have access to magazines, radio, television, & books.
We love to Bally.
Its so nice to share common earth expressions.
For example, we do not share information on how to write hit songs. Nonsense.
If you do not know how to write a hit song than it is not up to us to inform you on how to do so.
It would be nice slim if you stopped asking.
We are a Series of Hits.


"You have reached the Trynaya "We are a Series of Hits"
We are not home at the present time and are very concerned about you calling when we are out.
One moment while we connect you to security."