While Eddie Murphy movies seem to 'pop' up all over the place with great poster work, we went in depth to discover why This Eddie Murphy is so different from the one we see today. The only way we could do something demented like this is to contact the man who started the whole thing.
INROCK: Eddie what is going on with all these movies?
* :" I'm never going to be sane if I don't laugh. There is no way that I can stop laughing about being approached with the offer in the first place.
INROCK: Offer?
* : Yeah, an offer to work as Eddie Murphy.
INROCK: We are not trying to get personal. As a matter of fact, we are at present trying to keep our sentiments like points. Like Anthrax we'd feel better stepping away from them. We really want to tell the stories because the newsmedia is not telling them. They have the means, however they do not have the facts. We do. They don't. It's fair.
* :It's a little uncomfortable being called Eddie and then it's like a day-part memory that I'm not in any more. When they wacked my source of income it was just around the same time that they were attacking George Michael and
Boy George. When something like this happens there is no way to respond to it. What the fuck for. Some magazine right. It's important, however you have to be in the right position to address it properly. The money and all the photographs may or may not be available to you when you want to make your response or just fuck the entire subject off entirely. There is no way however standing in the parking lot of a building telling everybody you used to be this lead while the details of some impossiable media event occur as if they are trying to remind you that they could give a fuck whether you respond it or not . Transexuals always give off a glow. They are not woman, they are men. After a while they get kinda fucked up in the head and anything can happen. This fucks off half of the state on a good day. Nobody ever says anything about shit like that. I agreed to be Eddie Murphy when I was in Indiania.
INROCKWETRUST: Without getting personal what is the jist of this comment we realize that you did nothing and that you are completely innocent of anything.
* : It's a restrain and abridgement of my liberty of speech and press. My money, my jokes, my everything. I left during golden child because they were playing too many jokes with the hypnosis. They left me on a roof too long and I could'nt figure out when the movie was over. The way that they filmed that left me void and I barely remember filming it at all except for lyiing in fake snow and wondering why the hell is this hypnotist off to the side of the set giving me all these confusing commands. I also had a very difficult time figuring out what the movie was about. I have never published the information. I talked to Walters and I tried to see if she knew who I was. It was the most successful silence I have ever endured. I laughed at Mister Rogers and that makes me feel really bad too. I joked him so much that I told him I watched you when I was a kid. He was just like TV. Nice and polite. I went crazy. I started acting like him right away. He looked lost. I don't think he was expecting me to go for his income. I didn't mean anything by it. I took alot of heat doing Elvis. Boy there were comments that you couldn't hear. I knew I had a strange job. An offer to work as Eddie Murphy and that is not my name. The guy that offered it to me had to be a hypnotist. I can't remember anything but the offer I jumped so high when it happened. I took my own finances and wrote and produced everything myself. I would not let the person who offered me the gig anything. Nothing. By the time I did Raw I was spending money all day. I took a picture and they got rude again. I stuck my tounge out at them and told them to get fucked with a teddy bear in my arms. They hated it. They knew they'd been fucked out of millions of dollars. I stormed around. I would never have gotten a chance to be spray painted. It was the gigs that they provided that made me trip out. Nothing more. The mistake they made was implying that my money, my productions, my jokes, were part of the deal when they took it back. They had nothing and I already had something when I started. I would win either way. They offered my outrageous clothing at astronomical prices, I told them to get fucked again. They said we have relatives and they want to make really nice clothes for you. I told them it was useless trying to sell me clothes for the price of cars. They pushed, I wore. They tried to get payed. Then the pressure set in. I realized that they wanted to take pictures of family. I said, how the fuck can you take pictures of family. Eddie has no mother and father it's not real. They said they found my real family. I went to jersey and spent money like water. I told them to get me two Rolls Royces and make sure you photo everything. I did'nt do any drugs. It was the power and the realization that this thing was getting complicated. When the cars arrived they got dressed. They asked me to further complicate my life by moving next to Stevie Wonder. I looked them move closer to the car."Both of the cars are mine", they hated it.