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Jean-etics
















So whats up? You just gonna leave it at that? I mean is that the final groove?

Detail freak.

Just my imagination.

Kiss my salvation.

Read between the lines.

Can't follow your action.

Got slowed down on your traction.

Now is the time for a groov- a- thon.

When-ever I speaker

your the number one tweaker

Guess it's time you moved along.

Sway to my vibratto, keep your number to lotto.

Your fortune is waiting in the mail.

Reflections of you doing me

are filling up my mind.

Even the old man down the street

knows what is going on.

Feel my legs going numb

everything closing in.

She so rude

to intrude upon my privacy.

Every girl in the room was staring right at me.

From the corner of my eye I saw her slither.

Like the serpent.

She offered to swallow,...

Detail freak.

Detail.

My salvation is at stake,

from the offers that she makes,

even preachers know the deal

cause the crucificx upside down, the whole worlds spinning round, the voices in her head,the needle marks on her bed,the half empty philosophy,the needle in the haystack please, wrong uniform is on, television all night long, cat crying in the cradle,spider in her naval, she can practice servailence just to see what goin on.

go-go

she'll follow, she'll follow, she'll follow in your footsteps

anything to beat U out.

She'll swallow, she'll swallow, she'll swallow every  drop.

anything to knock U out.

She's got her hand in your bag!

Ooowe she's kinda screwy.Looking up your ID now.

Detail Freak....

Oooowee

Detail Freak
















What are you going to do about all those clothes you had made man?

That's an interesting question. I don't see any reason why I can't just keep them. I think it would mod to bust into the musuem with my e-mail request,

Chorus: 4my clothes! Please. (laughter)

This is a tight groove,-what's the situation with Morris?

"Everything is AOk D.L.S.T is  cook. Plus subtract and divide theres FAMILY. Set everything on A-U-T omatic. Morris decided to bring them back with a different perspective.

So life is?

"Yeah, life is, definately."

When you speak about being free what is that all about?

"We're enslaved to tradition. Its the peculiarity of purple funk. Breaking tradition is what I'm talking about. Having the same routine or non-responsive relationship is all part of slavery, not to mention all the headaches attached to the record business. Being free also means educating yourself to become self-reliant."

The strains of Dada Wuza could be heard breathing through the studio monitor speakers.

"Dada wuza rich 1.

Mama wuza bitch some....."

I'm excited about all the replacements. I think the Far East is a good thing for me to do. It's one thing to argue with somebody everyday and quite another to look up at the end of that day and realize that you've got to

Chorus: work together!

Man o man I wish the family would lighten up. I mean I can't carry any excess baggage I'm red-lined plumb full up on the subject.

You mean even now.

I don't know I think that some days and other  days I feel like they got the message.