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Welcome to another episode of How 2 Mind Your own Business.
















Why can't we take our relationship any further? Kathy wheeled her body around in the vestibule and continued to read everybodies E-mail. She typed in real sarcastic requests and sent buffullo banners from her favorite male group to her boss. Reading everybodies file gave Kathy and edge she thought. Her favorite thing to do was to walk and talk. There's nothing wrong with subliminal advertisement.
Humming to herself she continued on her adventure. The need to know.
Kathy never concerned herself with anything other than her own esoteric beliefs. It was customary for her to disavow any of her peculiar pre-requisites and attach them like so much junk mail to her intended victim, which in this case was non other than the Elustrious PHAT:ie is fat.
Minister PHAT eyed Kathy with a sense of suspician and concentration as he attempted to answer yet another gambling related question.
In life there are an aggregate of elements. We as people are entities of one another. Our fundamental goals and desires become the whole sum of our existance. As we create the conditions by using the simplest principals, we become basic members. Out of 100 substances God fudamentally consists of that one atom to which we as scattered elements search for structure and the direction- Phat:ie is fat paused abruptly as he noticed the brightly colored picturegram that Kathy was in a very pronouced displaying. It was exactly like the tumult of sudden Horse Betting junk mail that PHAT:ie is fat had mysteriously began recieving after having met Kathy.
The energy that we expend during rest, continued PHAT:ie is fat is like the energy of God. God is our maintaince . God uses devine wisdom and kindness to maintain our function. That function is within ourselves. God is temperature. God flows through our body and uses our vessels like rivers and streams. Mighty and powerful like the Nile. The Euphrates. God is the answer to the mathematical question. God is the check. God is the before, during , and the after. The fruits of God's gift are the energy.God is the archetect. The builder God. The structure God. "Are you a gambler? interjected Kathy suddenly.
Phat:ie is fat paused again. Just this morning he had played two out of three on his pc. He'd doubled his winnings; and then, had a truncated message during a blitz bonaza -which used a formula-of sports,racing and horses. With a Vegas spin lotto travel air fare and hotel the entire package was worth well over.....
That was the last of the message. Truncated.
It was just as well. At least all of his Sony dreams were still neatly packed away in their respective baskets. PHAT's movie listings glowed in the dark, sometimes until the demunitive hours of the night.
















"What do you mean?"  The air is filled with the hours of my mastery!
Here you go catch! UNSANE threw his undergarments which he wrapped in a clear plastic bag.
These are the very undergarments I wore during the acceptance and reception ceremony during last nights performers extrodonare concert.
They served grape flan with soy.