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I'm not encouraging you to steal Hummers and give major film talent all kinds of bad dreams and nervous dysfunctions so that their judgement becomes nothing but poster art responses.
However, it's a job.

PlayaDelRay:TECHNICAL BUTTERFLY
Special guests:STRAIGHTJACKET 1/2 Crazy

















as the mud dries against the blurr of the background white picket where is my dream? When have I slept.
George Washington slept here.
TOKENS.
Suddenly your outside, in the middle of a perfect celebration the rain begins to fall. Your dream is wet.
Your freinds are home dry.
It's that time.
To appreciate nature.
I'm a plant.
I feel like flower in the middle of a forest.
















"I there anything left that needs to be said between either one of us!"
That does not sound like a good thing. I thought there was a tinge, no a morsal of resentment in your tone, it didn't sound good at all."
"What? What is so good about all the years that you lied to me, over and over again. What kind of a fool do you think I am?
"I never said you were a fool."
You don't call what you did to me foolish? I'm firmly convinced that your OUT! Out of your MIND! Nobody could be like you nobody.
Can you name anybody anyone in the free United States that is even remotely like yourself.
What kind of relationship do you reckon that we have at this point I'm relaxed enough with you ranting like that to ask you.
We don't have a relationship when you don't do what I ask you to do.
How reasonable of you.
Oh yes it's staked in your favor only because your going to get dressed up in one of your costumes. Why don't look for something that makes you seem normal!
Why  I came here today was to listen you rant and have one insult hurled at me after another if you ask me your the one with the problem  your the one that is Crazy!
What did the cops tell you about callin me that. My name is 1/2 Crazy Kiss Ass!
Minus me minus you minus the bullshit! U gotta problem with me then leave! Go. Scat. Vamos.
You always were the articulate one.
See,  you asked what kinda muthafuckin relationship we have and I'm steady trying to give you the big picture followed by my big foot straight up your xxx large and very wide as....
Hey hold down the noise you too I'm tryin to watch this show!
See what I mean, you interuppted the man while he was emursed in an educational moment. It's like you to be like that deoderant commercial un civilized.
To the sink to remove that smirk of your face and the rest of that stink.
Off OFF with you, From the young to the old
With every day bullshit
and fell froggy then jump nose
attached to you
refract from you
into a bold stance
I'm !/2 Crazy Kiss Ass
this is our last dance!
A testament to ya
I see you glass head
right through you
with my CD in front of the TV
move big wide computer linked
un bathed funky donkey Brass Monkey
akimbo you bimbo
limbo mumbo jumbo super decision
out of my kitchen feel froggy
leap then
why pretend?
I wear it on my chest bodly
Italic's family font
nuts to ya
much water under the bridge has passed
this fart you pin the rose of life upon
the stink is reality
all shit has that odor
No reason no rhyme it's just like ya mama told ya!
With each space accounted for the type face picked neatly
my message to you and the surrounding is the same from one to a million.
There's no denying my christmas prose at ya.
It's hanging in stores with pictures that wink at ya.
I'm not showin off.
My rap broth is clear.
I'm 1/2 Crazy Kiss Ass
spreading holiday cheer!"