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Morris Day surfs from underneath a cache' of mis photo ops to plug Pizza?
















"What I dig about Gumbo is finding new flavors in every spoonful."
LA: I'll go to a Pizza Hut.
New York: underneath the L it's still the flavor of pizza.
Why do I dig Pizza Hut? Well, for one thing they know me.
It's important to get good communcation going with people.
The staff is always cool and that helps in LA believe me.They always special order my pizza because of my dietary restrictions which is one of the reasons that I'm talking to them about a new order named after me Morris Day with a main ingredient soy.
It's always good when your working and your with oh, 25 freinds to call them up and order.


















Checking out my choo choo flavor, savor
it's a party every time.
Two O'clock this morning on the red eye
I had Georgia on my mind
by evening I was in the mood for Rome.
I'm never alone.
Baby, I gotta translation every radio station.
Opps, I slipped against your pardon my affection.
All I need to is what to wear, What 2 drive.
From the sound of my click,
I get a three wheeled fantasy.
I'm on the floor,
I'm out the door,
What to wear what 2 drive.


Morris why did you decide to join and why are you doing Pizza Hut commercials on the web?
Man I dig Pizza Hut they already know that I'm strictly into soy and they don't complain about my orders they just charge me the difference. I'm on a special diet, alot of people that have cancer are in the same situation. Special diets special foods low stress ect."
Speaking of commericals I found this jazzy little shop on Melrose it's www.BarberShopClub.com you can surf there or go directly to 6907 Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles, Ca 90038
323-939.4319 office 323.9397741 fax.
This is a Morris Day type experience and I'm going to use them when things get rolling again.
Why?
Well, its the movie thing baby. You take some of these cats like Dinero or Costner man they always have a place in town that they go. The Barber Shop is a Morris Day experience its got class and style.
I listed them with my agent so that everybody will know not only what time it is but what day it is!!!
What's on the horizon Morris.
Well, lots of things.
I'm doing a new dance called the Electric Baby. There Pizza Hut, man lots of things you just have to tune in to turn on.!
We give exclusive coverage to Bills World, Wierd Magazine Bid, Channel 13, & K100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bills World

B.W-Morris Day what are you doing these days?
Morris- Glad you asked. I was pretty sure that I would not be doing anything much. You know everything has its moments.
I did enough music to live off you know that.
So whats the problem.
The problems stem from Producers who have such a high and mighty publicity office that the so called GNP is thiers to know.
I worked just like alot of service men do on my leave time.
I did'nt appreciate the fact that all the time I worked they did'nt keep me in touch with anything.
When the Three Janets were created I lost my team.
Jimmi Jam & Terri we had the best music I thought for my age group. When the decision to create three Janets was made,
I was out of a band. \\
I never liked that decision.
I had my sound down, and I knew my place.
B.W: What have you learned.
Morris: Well, I did learn that makeovers sell things quick ,however the nut that does your face and your clothes is the one that you have to chase down.
I don't think anybody can argue with my hits and I know of no band that would say the Jimmi & Terri did'nt rock the house. Time moves on though.
If they could'nt find me to work than they should never have gone on Oprah. They should again have never tried to make extra money without me at Universal.
I don't know whether it's fair but I think some of these people may have gotten caught up in drugs.
Its unfair, but when you look at my sales volume, hey I get paid good money in the end. The honest way.
Purple Rain I did two characters that's two paychecks.
B.W: So what are you doing now.
Morris: Well I've joined MJJ Productions so that I can get paid finally. After that I'm cutting Jimmi & Terri free.
We'll always think foundly of those days however I can't trip with people who do things like that after years.
You always read about these disasters in the music business.
Man, there are no disasters just dishonest people trying to steal.
I had my own television show and produced Jackie a woman with a great sense of humor. I see that they use a stand in now for her. That's the kind of thing that made me join
MJJ Productions. I'm pro union for life now.
I usually come out with a dance.
This one is the Electric Baby.
B.W:Anything else?
Morris: Well, I'm going to re-release my original television show. It'll play for the armed forces first I think.
I want SAG to notate the show and pay me accordingly.
I want a mansion and a boat that say's PIZZA on it in big letters!
Bills World: What are some of the other things that you've done that nobody is aware of.
Morris: Well, like I said I played two parts in Purple Rain alot of people don't realize that. I mainly stick to lead vocals, however with the help of Les Paul I was able to master the vocoder. It's tricky however Zapp leant a lot of support to the creation of the thing. It was later featured on alot of MTV works including Serious Moonlight tour and Beat IT!
I did Al b Sure, Kid Creole, and one more that escapes me.
A little act that I did in Harlem. It never did go very far but we did squeeze a hit out of it. WBLS played it breifly,
it'll come to me after awhile.
I worked with Chaka Kahn although her production style and mine are two different things. It's nothing for Chaka to start recording, however, once you master the art of recording your than concerned with the money.
Right now as bad as she is she's still in violation of our agreement. People like that are so famous that I think that they give off a glow of sincerity. I've listened to her music for years but would'nt want to get into a contract with her. There's alot of acts like that in this business.
That's the idea behind the cut FEET OF CLAY that I'm working on for MJJ Productions its all about that kind of thing.
I feel good about things these days. I have another cut
The Truth will set U Free, music is about what your going through, and where you've been.My favorite thing to do when I'm not betting on horses and checking the odds in Vegas is to go shopping. I need a show to get me in the mood. I love the vintage look that Time had in the very begining.
I'm always gonna go back to my roots for my sound. Indy made me what I am today. Songs are made to be played thats why I was so happy with MTV. A good song can be danced to anytime.
It's just a like Word Gumbo. What made me take on Pizza Hut was the fact that they really were the only place that I had contacted ever. You read such fake stories when your in LA
that you wonder if they ever do anything real out there!
Seriously LA's been through some changes.
I'm delerious about Mercedes Benz and can't figure out which outfit to wear with what vehicle.
I'm working on a periodical called Day,Time, and Place.
Its funky, and it's all about how to dress, what 2 wear,
and what 2 drive. There's nothing that drives woman crazier than the smell of sucess. New shoe's, neat grooming,and an air of nothing special to do except check on your stocks and bonds makes them wonder, will they be the ones that you take with them when you go party?
I've never been the kind of guy to show off is what you think! It's all in good fun however.
I think that I got that way from looking at show people and watching adults get ready to go on dates.
I'm also working on a television pilot with MJJ Productions under the same working title Day Time and Place.
I saw the Barber Shop on Melrose a few days ago and decided that this was as close to Chicago as I was going to get.
I liked the feel of the place and the owners look like they realize the potential in keeping a class joint going.
It has the kind of feel to it that says, hey I've got a flight to go to Rome in a few hours no problem I can get fresh here before I sky.
I think things are going to work out just fine, although I still have to discuss things with the owners about my gear.
Everything I use has MJJ Productions monogramed on it.
I'm thinking about a Morris Day line of products.
I'm back and baby I'm for real!
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We at Weird Magazine want to at this time to extend our happiness and acknowledgement to Morris Day for accepting the role of a Record Producer's LifeStyle in the television series The Punster's. Morris who has been dormant for quite sometime returns to the televison screen after a long haitus.
Morris is also accepting applications for endorsements on Pizza Hut, Jack in the box, Fatburger,word has it that the
deal will involve the savy production team of Tripple Blues Burger who gained some notoriety for their orginal designed desert-drama Hemisphere's. Tripple Blues injunctified RayOVac for obtaining some of the ingredients and making a cheaper version. Although there was no reaction from RayOVac Burger King agreed to look into the matter.
BurgerKing earlier settled with the King of PoP in an unknown agreement for 25 Million dollars per store, both here in the united states and abroad. Burger King extended Michael the option in an unknown deal to obtain a credit card with Blue Chip, American Express, & a corporate account merger. No word is known about the nature of the deal although Michael and Burger King have been mine sweeping quality control checks in places as far away as South Africa and Austrailia.
On the Mount Sinai, Sloan Kettering, and USC have reportedly been contacted by the King of Pop. Although no information is available on the nature of the contacts it does seem as though they are going thru USC.
Michael who is still on handicaped status is still able to hold office according to the provisions stipulated in the United States Constitution. USC had no immediate reaction although they have been known to keep in contact with the King thru the web.
Burger King is still reportedly asking questions about Popeye's although at this time no word is available as to the nature of the inquiry.
PlayaDelRay-English Going-Trajando, Russian, No English The Science of Applied Pressure- SciFinotation,has been reportedly seen around town.
With Lindsey visiting Valdez, And Sam Ash and Guitar Center how many guitars did MI recieve before they went to Pepperdine University?
Virtual Sand Bagging? see Steel Twist for updates!......

Believe it or not, although no word is confirmed as of yet Full PoP has agreed to visit the famed establishment.

Weird Magazine Update:

It's official, Morris Day has accepted the role of a record producer in an adaptation featured on our web-site! Yeah ! Morris!!! It seems that the Punster's which was first draft as a joke to the actor's and producers of a television drama named The Saprano's was entitled after them. The producers of the show realized the joke and no harm was done.
As more attention was noted the title was changed to the Punster's. Now, word has it that Lifestyles is seriously being considered as the title. Whew! That's show business!

Morris Day Speaks!
Bills World: How are things Morris?
Morris Day: Slow to middlin.
Bill's World: Slow, how can things be slow when the biggest news is you nabbing the role of a record producer in the drama adapted from the Punster's.
Morris Day: So, you have heard about it.
Bill's World: Of course!
Bill's World: What about character development, we hear that you will be playing different kinds of characters.
Morris Day: Yes, that's true. I have been working on a character called Playa Del Ray. I'm sure that there will be more of them as the screenplay developes.
Bill's World: Any bitterness towards those that ripped off your image and tried to scam the public with fake news articles?
Morris Day: I don't think about it anymore is what you think.This business is constantly something that you have to devote your entire life to it seems. It's not a normal 9 to 5 job. I don't know what kind of peace those people are going to get in the end.
Bills World: You, mean it's not over?
Morris Day: Over? How can trust that was implied over a period of years be over.Feelings mend and heal themselves the way to get over freindships that have gone astray is to become a sucess. It's not about dwelling in the past, and crying over spilt milk.
Bills World: How's the Pizza Gig going?
Morris: I think I like everybody knowing that I'm into pizza. Its tasty economical and it is a great source of vitamins. I'm pushing really hard for a soy based product,did you know that soy is the future? Man it beats the heck out of Cancer and has been found to have alot of other health related wins attached to it's use.
Bills World: Who would have ever guessed that you would be into health.
Morris Day: Being a Producer and a Director is like that. Stepping from in front of the camera and looking at the POV from another angle is what makes a person whole.
We as performers are more than a still frame on a shelf.

IN ROCK WE TRUST

As usual we found time to chat with a very profound entertainer and get some insight on the hit series The Punster's!

IN ROCK: Morris what is the theme behind the Punster's?
Morris Day: It's all about the continuation of a persons goals and dreams. In life we have to stand up and take responsialbility for our talents desires and dreams.
It's easier for instance to rely on the Jackson's for makeup and stand ins who look like your last movie than it is to face the public and figure out what to wear 2 what 2 drive.
The Punster's crosses alot of racial barrier's and gives society a chance to see how the public really feels sometimes. What I mean is that we as people are alot closer than the news portrays. Play Del Ray an Afrocuban boxer also has a deep intrest in Music Art and Style the last one being the title of my magazine. I did'nt want to fight the hollywood system. I saw Jackie taking digs at my show by dressing up like "Morris" and I saw Jermaine doing alot of things with mock ups it's just weird when I realized that they were that powerful. I thought it was more than that.
The other thing that's important to do is to get ahead of your band members a little. We all have different goals and it's a business you want to relax and have fun. Working is one thing having good health and a strong mind is important as well.
The Jacksons always have some makeup and they are alot of fun sometimes but they also can be a little crazy about it.
They have to learn their place.
I guess it's difficult for them now that Michael is pulling his share and weight out of the Jacksons. I think its healthy to adjourn it's part of life. Even Barry Gordy got a note not to forget to turn over everything about the Jackson 5 to Michael so that he can gain more control over the finished products. It amazed me to see some of them fighting over appearances and stand in positions but I did'nt want to say anything. I thought that it was part of the business.
Then I saw magazine's and I said wait a minute. I wrote that . I filmed this. What's the deal?
It's really important to storm out of a relationship, it feels good to look at old associates and see that they realize the same thing. You can't just lie around like a vegetable because your guitarist is some kind of genius.
True the sound will change but you've got to go your own way, do your own thing. Red Giant paints a picture. It tells a story. We're all ready for a change. We've been nice too long. The Punster's pokes a playful jab at them without ever mentioning them. It just highlights my funny bone when Jackie say's which part is mine? I look at him and say the part where you stay home and watch it or go to the movies and see it. We don't fight I can't. Not anymore. It takes alot to admit your fighting days are over. At least in film you can create something that goes beyound where you are.
IN ROCK: What kind of food do you like?
Morris: Pizza!! Man I'm never gonna stop saying that. Pizza Hut knows it as well I'm dedicated. I still talk about my soy line of food to them.
IN ROCK: SOY?
Morris: Soy and seaweed is the future. Korea's been hip to it for centuries we're only just forming as American's about health.
IN ROCK: Is it Dr Morris?
Morris: Y NOT?

Morris!